celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

csihet:

snapchat selfies are the backbone of our economy

csihet:

snapchat selfies are the backbone of our economy

churchsext:

slapdancing:

churchsext:

right now is the perfect time for a spinoff of that 70s show. it’d be that 90s show, so that’s twenty years in the past just like that 70s show was, and then it would follow the lives of their kids. who’s up for it. i wanna play hyde’s daughter. whos gonna play my love interest

Pitbull

fr he would make a great middle aged kelso… #dale

csihet:

it seems your brains are even skimpier than those pubes you call a beard

csihet:

it seems your brains are even skimpier than those pubes you call a beard

csihet:

bout to go sit in central perk in 1997

csihet:

bout to go sit in central perk in 1997

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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csihet:

my fake interview sucked but people were very nice about my clothes thank you for asking

csihet:

my fake interview sucked but people were very nice about my clothes thank you for asking